Who is Kristeen Smart? aka Kristeen Kish aka Kristeen Narlock?
Hello, some of you already know me and know many things about me and about my life and have followed my journey from Nursing Assistant to Massage Therapist.
Due to an ongoing cyber stalking and harassment situation I feel the need to share a bit more about myself and state for the record my qualifications and address the lies that have been posted publicly about me.
I grew up in a small town in Washington State
I was born in a Naval Hospital and grew up not far from the Navy Base in a small town on the Bay over looking the mothball fleet of ships in the Puget Sound.
My birth name is Kristeen Anne Smart.
I am a beach bum at heart and spending hours searching the shores for trinkets and treasures of shells and rocks was my passion from an early age.
At a young age I was a member of the Medical Explorers Post on base where I was first introduced to health care and medicine as well as instructed in the use of CPR and First Aid.
As an adult my passion for helping others led me to become a Nursing Assistant in 1992 in Washington State, 1993 in the state of Wisconsin, and 1998 in the state of Oregon until the year 2012 when I allowed my license to expire after moving to California to peruse my career as a Massage Therapist.
Names I held licenses under as a Nursing Assistant were Kristeen Anne Narlock (1st husbands last name) in the states of Washington and Wisconsin and in the state of Oregon Kristeen Anne Narlock until my second marriage when I became Kristeen Anne Kish. In 2017 I legally resumed the use of my maiden name Kristeen Anne Smart following my divorce.
During those years I worked in Nursing Homes, Assisted Living Facilities, a Group Home for Children with Developmental Disabilities, An Independent Living Apartment for Quadriplegics, a Senior Day Center, and Home Health Care.
Over the years I have had extensive background checks and have been fingerprinted, licensed and bonded in several states. I am currently on live scan.
I held Nurse Delegations as a Medication Aide in two Assisted Living Facilities, one Day Center, a Group Home, one Independent Living Apartment, and Home Health from the year 2000 until I left the state of Oregon in October of 2011.
My delegations included medication administration, medical records and documentation, diabetic testing and injections, epotin injections, wound care, catheter care including insertion and removal, bowel care, trach care and suction, and tube feedings.
My licenses and certifications are as follows:
1992 and 1993 Nursing Assistant Registered Washington State
1993 to 1999 Certified Nursing Assistant State of Wisconsin
1998 to 2012 Certified Nursing Assistant State of Oregon
2010 to 2012 Certified Chiropractic Assistant State of Oregon
2010 to 2012 Licensed Massage Therapists State of Oregon
2012 to Current California Certified Massage Therapist
My Stalker claims that I am unlicensed and uninsured, as you can see I am licensed and all of this can be verified. I have also maintained professional liability insurance since becoming a Massage Therapist with no lapse in coverage since graduating college in February 2010.
In 2009 I made the decision to go to school for Massage Therapy
In many of my jobs as a Nursing Assistant I worked in co-operation with Physical and Occupational Therapy departments where I was trained in Range of Motion Therapies and Ambulation to assist in recovery.
I enjoyed that aspect of helping others so much that I decided to peruse a career in Massage Therapy. It has always been my goal to remain in a field of health and wellness where I can continue to help others.
From 2010 to 2012 I held three licenses in the state of Oregon, Certified Nursing Assistant, Certified Chiropractic Assistant, and Licensed Massage Therapist.
From 2012 to current I have held and maintained Massage Therapy Certification through the California Massage Therapy Council in good standing.
In my many years in the field of Massage Therapy I have had the opportunity to work with people suffering from chronic pain disorders, skeletal defect, auto accidents, and work related injuries.
To me there is no greater satisfaction than helping others and the experiences that I have had both as a Nursing Assistant and as a Massage Therapist have been priceless to me.
As for the allegations being posted about me online…
First one must consider the source, a spiteful woman who poses as an “activist” online and has nothing but time on her hands.
My stalker has a history or court actions revolving around her ongoing stalking and harassing of people whom she has met on social media and has a list of victims of her harassment in several states across this nation and far more who have not come forward.
She once publicly announced on a talk radio show that she was being “stalked and harassed by 20 woman on facebook” when in reality she was the one who was stalking and harassing at least 20 women on facebook. I have court documents supporting this.
I have already faced this person and her wild accusations in a court of law and proved by “preponderance of the evidence” (as stated by the judge) that her allegations have absolutely no merit, yet she continues over a year later to make her accusations.
She claims that I lied about being CPR and AED certified
In the state of California it is not required of a Massage Therapist to obtain nor maintain their CPR certification, I do it because I want to and because it leaves open the possibility of working at other jobs that may require it.
In the state of Oregon it is a requirement for massage therapists, and while working in Oregon I always maintained my CPR/AED/ and First Aid certifications.
Recently an opportunity to take not only the CPR and AED certification but also First Aid literally fell into my lap through a city program for disaster readiness at a remarkable price, and it just happened to be on one of my rare days off! How could I possibly let that pass me by? So once again I am CPR/AED/First Aid Certified.
She claims I lied about my credentials
Now this one is seriously grasping at straws! In 2016 my cyber stalker found a listing online that erroneously listed my qualifications as a “nurse and nurse practitioner” (see link below.) This content was compiled without my knowledge or approval and had images and information obtained from my linkedin profile.
I have never professed to be either a Nurse or a Nurse Practitioner either online or in person and have always been honest about my credentials, licenses, certifications and professional delegations, once again all of my licenses can be verified by the issuing states.
As you can see from the others listed there many have strangely exceptional credentials including Lawyers, Chiropractors, and Investment Bankers. Apparently we have some highly over qualified Massage Therapists in the area! All joking aside that listing is from a Radaris based search engine that takes information from your Linkedin profile and compiles it into a listing that you have absolutely no knowledge of or control over.
Not to mention the simple fact that no one in their right mind would be searching for a “Nurse” or “Nurse Practitioner” on a list of MASSAGE THERAPISTS, just stating the obvious here!
The listing about me stated my credentials as:
Massage Therapist Wellness and Fitness Licensed Massage Therapist Massage Therapy Nurse Nurse Practitioner Independent Contractor Contractor Independent Business Owners
Once again, just to be clear, this content was not created nor sanctioned by me in any way.
This woman then contacted my employer repeatedly in emails and via telephone claiming that I was advertising myself as a Nurse and Nurse Practitioner based on that listing and demanding that they fire me and threatening them with complaints to the better business bureau. They did not fire me so she then followed up with several phone calls harassing the company. This is exactly why I no longer state where I work anywhere online.
I contacted Radaris to have the listing removed. The profile in the listing has been removed at my request but the preview remains, they do not or will not remove the preview but they did as I requested and removed the profile in the link. Click on it and you can see for yourself the big bold words that read “NOT FOUND.”
Since then she has used this as her sole basis for all of her claims that I am passing myself off as a Nurse and Nurse Practitioner and she also claims that my participation in a Q&A site online called Quara is “practicing medicine without a license.”
Quoras Terms of Service CLEARLY state the following:
Content posted by Medical Contributors is not intended to be medical advice or instructions for medical diagnosis or treatment, and no physician-patient relationship is, or is intended to be, created by Content provided by Medical Contributors.
I hope that this clears up any misinformation being spread about me the internet. If you have any questions feel free to contact me!
Yours in Health and Wellness,
Kristeen Anne Smart aka Kristeen Kish
CMATC Certified Massage Therapist